Even though Daddy took the day off work, AND we went to Peppa Pig World, AND I got a scooter which I scooted around the house in my new high heeled shoes, AND daddy bought me my first golf set, AND I got a Lolly pop, the most exciting thing that happened today was that I landed a giant log in my potty.
Mummy and daddy were so excited we all started clapping and laughing at my poo treat. It was fabulous.
I now know what it means to have a good shit.
Thank you to everyone who gave me lovely gifts today. I have been spoiled rotten and am very grateful.
Lots of love
Elsie Beyre x