Thursday, 26 September 2013

Love is...

Holding hands in the park

Not being a back seat driver 

Swinging together 

Public displays of affection

Having things shoved up your bum 


Friday, 20 September 2013

Ready. Steady. Go!

When I grow up I'd like to be a....Ballerina

Today was my second Ballet lesson.

Mum and I had a super time - I am really getting in the swing of things.

Mummy thinks I am the BEST in the class by FAR! Not the best technically, although I am getting to be quite good, but the best funniest. I bend and stretch, and march with my legs, and swivel around. I occasionally run around the room when I'm not supposed to but it's OK as there is one girl in the class that is waaaaaay naughtier than me so Mummy quite likes this - for example, check out the girl in this picture, this is NOT what she's supposed to be doing!!. Mum says it is nice to not be the one being tutted at!!

I am also the loudest. Miss Emma the ballet teacher likes us to shout only when our name is called but I like to sing all the way through. I also like to sit on my mat really nicely and when my name is called I go and collect my instrument and today Mummy didn't even need to tell me to go, I recognised it was my turn all on my own.

Our homework this week is putting our toes in 'first position'. Granma can do this really easily but I find it quite hard to keep my heels together without falling over!

Here is a video of me in the class - it's a bit rubbish but I promise to get a better one next week!

This afternoon I chased Mummy around the living room on my tractor after having lunch with Joanne and Ellis at Pizza Express - ooooh get me!

Elsie xx

Play dough and Medway

Yesterday I hung out with my biatches Imogen and Edie. I love those girls. 

Off to ballet this morning after a playdough session at home! 

Tuesday, 17 September 2013


I had a super time in Spain with The Peace Family. 

We had a big house with our own swimming pool. Mummy and Daddy sat back whilst everyone else took turns to entertain me. It was heaven! I swam my first length of a pool with my armbands on, ate my first pizza and even got my first tan line! Not that I wore clothes very much! Nor did uncle Goggo for that matter!

It's cold and raining at home. I just don't understand why we can't be on holiday forever! 

Relaxing in the pool with Daddy

Eating a lolly with Mummy

Looking cool, generally

Playing ball with Daddy

Friday, 6 September 2013

Much to your disbelief...

I'm actually very good at ballet! 

Today was my first proper lesson. 

GE thanks so much for my ballet lessons, I can see this being lots of fun. I love getting into my tutu and doing turns on my tippie toes! 

This week I have had lots of fun at Tamaras enjoying our last few days of sunshine...

(These aren't my shoes, obvs)

As it is raining today we have been playing inside. I have been walking around with my high heels with no nappy on hoping to get another poo in the potty. When mummy told me to 'push' I explained to her "poo stuck"!!

Lots of love

Elsie Beyre x

Thursday, 5 September 2013

Birthday Poo

Today was my second birthday. I am two. 

Even though Daddy took the day off work, AND we went to Peppa Pig World, AND I got a scooter which I scooted around the house in my new high heeled shoes, AND daddy bought me my first golf set,  AND I got a Lolly pop, the most exciting thing that happened today was that I landed a giant log in my potty. 

Mummy and daddy were so excited we all started clapping and laughing at my poo treat. It was fabulous. 

I now know what it means to have a good shit. 

Thank you to everyone who gave me lovely gifts today. I have been spoiled rotten and am very grateful. 

Lots of love

Elsie Beyre x