Tuesday, 29 January 2013


I love it at Tamaras house.

I especially like to eat all the things I refuse to eat at home... That's fun!

I love Lottie as well. We like to sit on the bottom step together and call 999 on our plastic phones... (Not like the other day when I really called 999 and the police man rang mummy back and told her off for letting me loose with the phone! Oops)

Elsie Beyre x

Friday, 25 January 2013

Style me pretty...

Just catching up on the latest fashion news.

Clearly I am ahead of the curve with my granny knit cardie and tie combo...

Wednesday, 23 January 2013


Mum decided that she would sit me on the potty during my usual clockwork 'poo time'.

I sat there.

And sat there.

But nothing came...

Maybe next time.

Elsie Beyre x

ps thank you Granma for reading to me on the potty. Same time tomorrow?

Monday, 21 January 2013

Snow business...

Today Tamara (my childminder) has taken me sledging. At least she gets out in the snow, not like mummy who prefers to wear her slippers indoors with a hot chocolate!

Woo hoooooo......

Sunday, 20 January 2013

Crack of dawn

This morning we drive through the snow to meet auntie Jo at a soft play area at 9am!! (Thanks auntie Jo for giving up your Sunday lie in for me).
We were the only ones there as everyone else was tucked up in their beds.
Lots of love
Elsie Beyre x x
PS. Loving this white stuff that's falling out of the sky. I just want to touch it and eat it!

Sunday, 13 January 2013

Broom broom...

Today Mummy and Daddy bought me my first car.

A Renault Wicker 2.0. Goes like the wind...

Friday, 11 January 2013

No ordinary child...

Yesterday mum and I went to London to see mums friend Emily and her little baby Elise. I had a lot of fun on the train waving at everyone and generally being cute as a button. Which is rare. As in today, I was not cute. Not at all. At least mum did not think so.

This morning we went to rhyme time at the local library. The other kids like to sit on their mums laps and play horsey horsey and row row row your boat. But I don't. I like to stand in the middle of the circle showing everyone how I can lift my skirt above my head and play peekaboo. Each time I would laugh. If the person i was playing peekaboo didn't laugh too i would repeat it until they did. This was how it went for the whole session. Apart from at the end where I pushed a row of books off the bottom shelf and crawled through it only to find a set of feet which belonged to a very frail old man on a computer. When mum dragged me out I pulled he power cord with me. "Spirited child" one of the mums said to mum. Mum nearly ripped her eyes out.

Anyway. Then we got into he car (after forgetting where we parked it 2 miles from the house!). We went to a trial session of tumble tots. Needless to say we won't be signing up for the course. The session was divided into two parts. Part one where the children climb all over the soft play apparatus in a circuit. I did not like the fun brightly coloured amazingness that was slides and trampolines and see saws. No. I wanted to climb the stairs that we had to walk up to get to the hall. We have these at home. Then part two is much like rhyme time where you sit on your mums lap and sing songs. This is when I wanted to play on the soft play apparatus. Mum tried to haul me back but I only came kicking and screaming and in the end she gave up. After the singing had ended the teacher gave the nice kids a sticker each for being so good. This is when I return and walk up to each child, pull their stickers off and wave at them all with a hand full of stickers stuck to the end of my fingers.

Mummy took me home very quickly. The judging was too much.

When we got home I decided I was only going to eat my dinner if it was served to me in my play tea set and bunny had a spoonful first. When I was finished I indicated that I had enough by smearing the rest into bunny. Mum was happy that I at least ate.

Today was the day that it was confirmed that I am different to other children.
Not spirited. But WILD.

Wednesday, 9 January 2013

Snuggle times

...on the sofa watching cartoons with Mummy. Thanks for my lovely blanket Great Granma Slob x x

Thursday, 3 January 2013

Guess what colour lipstick mums wearing today?

My mates Imogen and Edie are coming round today and we're getting all spruced up.
Auntie Amy I'm wearing your groovy leopard jeans. You should see me, you would just DIE!
Elsie Beyre

Wednesday, 2 January 2013

New kid on the block

Today was daddy's first day at his big new job and mummy went to work too, so I decided to show aunty Jo the sights of weybridge. As the new kid on the block I thought it was best to introduce myself to the locals with my 'charming and shy' persona. This is me checking out the competition at the park. These posh kids are not going to know what's hit them.

Tuesday, 1 January 2013