Thursday, 12 December 2013

Hobbledown Farm

Today we met Freddie, Harry and their daddy Russell at Hobbledown Farm. We saw animals, collected crystals and ran through tunnels!
I plays for hours chasing Freddie around the indoor adventure playground. I was sweaty and red faced by the end of it!
What a lovely day!
Freddie is so nice he helps me to collect things I've dropped and looks after me when I can't climb up the climbing frame. He wasn't very nice when he squirted me square in the face with water though. The grown ups were naughty to laugh! 
Again again!
Elsie Beyre xx

Friday, 6 December 2013

Imagine if you had twins...

Yesterday mummy had a big important interview and so auntie Sarah brought my love Elijah to come play. 

Poor Sarah experienced the wrath of two very energetic (and violent!) toddlers. 

We owe her one! 

Lately I have entered into 'terrible two' territory. I basically say no to everything, do the opposite of anything asked, and hit people to get what I want. The carpet patch on the naughty step is wearing very thin! This morning in ballet I was in such a sulk that I didn't even do any of the actions!!! 

Some people have said that three year olds are worse. Mummy needs to find a job VERY soon!

Thank god bribery works...

and thank GOD I'm cute...

Monday, 2 December 2013

Weekend frolicking up North

Hands up who looks silly!

Tractor ride 

I've had a SUPER time catching up with my NCT bezza Lucy Bean. She is just like me and we got up to loads of mischief whilst mummy and daddy ate cheese and drank wine with Kat and Marc. 

It's nice to be able to chat with my mates now I'm all grown up. It's also still fun to chase and hide around the house. 

Again again!

Waiting for Santa clause and the dog reindeer to come along

Silly Daddies!

Sunday, 17 November 2013

Eating is the new Not-Eating

For dinner I ate both my LARGE chicken drum sticks, both my special Elsie corn of the cobs and because I ate it all I was also allowed two slices of 'am - which I devoured. Now I'm just polishing off some grapes for pud.

Love you mum xxx

(From Daddy and Elsie because Mummy is seeing beautiful preggas Thais at The Wolseley daaaaarling...)

Sent from my iPhone

Thursday, 7 November 2013

Farmyard Antics

Life would be very dull without these girls in it.

Especially on a Farm.

Singing to the sheep...

Thursday, 31 October 2013

Considerate much?

Sorry I haven't written for a while. I've been having a bit of a break from writing - I'm trying to focus on some other projects at the moment. 

Yesterday mummy said that it was the first time she'd witnessed me having consideration for someone else. She was quite impressed. Maybe I'm starting to realise that people feel differently from me. 

I realised that as we were 'eating' then maybe baby should eat too. I remembered she was in her bed (thanks Nana) and went shhh as I went up the stairs to fetch her. Then I realised she had no clothes on and she must have been cold ("brrrr" I went). I found her clothes and mummy put them on her. She was now ready to eat. 

5 minutes later I then told mummy to "go away" and shooed her away with my hands. That was nice!

Here is a pic of me and my mate Will who I was hanging out with last week. Before bedtime we watched a bit of telly together on the sofa. The photo at the top is of me and Daddy's boss and kids hanging out at Virginia Water. 

Was really nice to see Noonie last week. Hope you have a safe trip home! See you at Christmas xxxx

Saturday, 12 October 2013

Conker picking before ballet...

Was supposed to be fun. 

It turns out I get quite upset when I can't pick up ALL the conkers and only enough to fit in my bag and pockets. 

Bringing the conkers to ballet was also unwise. As I spent the whole class handing out my gems to my new friends and their mummies. 

The moral of the story is: Picking conkers before ballet is bonkers 

Elsie x 

Thursday, 26 September 2013

Love is...

Holding hands in the park

Not being a back seat driver 

Swinging together 

Public displays of affection

Having things shoved up your bum 


Friday, 20 September 2013

Ready. Steady. Go!

When I grow up I'd like to be a....Ballerina

Today was my second Ballet lesson.

Mum and I had a super time - I am really getting in the swing of things.

Mummy thinks I am the BEST in the class by FAR! Not the best technically, although I am getting to be quite good, but the best funniest. I bend and stretch, and march with my legs, and swivel around. I occasionally run around the room when I'm not supposed to but it's OK as there is one girl in the class that is waaaaaay naughtier than me so Mummy quite likes this - for example, check out the girl in this picture, this is NOT what she's supposed to be doing!!. Mum says it is nice to not be the one being tutted at!!

I am also the loudest. Miss Emma the ballet teacher likes us to shout only when our name is called but I like to sing all the way through. I also like to sit on my mat really nicely and when my name is called I go and collect my instrument and today Mummy didn't even need to tell me to go, I recognised it was my turn all on my own.

Our homework this week is putting our toes in 'first position'. Granma can do this really easily but I find it quite hard to keep my heels together without falling over!

Here is a video of me in the class - it's a bit rubbish but I promise to get a better one next week!

This afternoon I chased Mummy around the living room on my tractor after having lunch with Joanne and Ellis at Pizza Express - ooooh get me!

Elsie xx

Play dough and Medway

Yesterday I hung out with my biatches Imogen and Edie. I love those girls. 

Off to ballet this morning after a playdough session at home! 

Tuesday, 17 September 2013


I had a super time in Spain with The Peace Family. 

We had a big house with our own swimming pool. Mummy and Daddy sat back whilst everyone else took turns to entertain me. It was heaven! I swam my first length of a pool with my armbands on, ate my first pizza and even got my first tan line! Not that I wore clothes very much! Nor did uncle Goggo for that matter!

It's cold and raining at home. I just don't understand why we can't be on holiday forever! 

Relaxing in the pool with Daddy

Eating a lolly with Mummy

Looking cool, generally

Playing ball with Daddy

Friday, 6 September 2013

Much to your disbelief...

I'm actually very good at ballet! 

Today was my first proper lesson. 

GE thanks so much for my ballet lessons, I can see this being lots of fun. I love getting into my tutu and doing turns on my tippie toes! 

This week I have had lots of fun at Tamaras enjoying our last few days of sunshine...

(These aren't my shoes, obvs)

As it is raining today we have been playing inside. I have been walking around with my high heels with no nappy on hoping to get another poo in the potty. When mummy told me to 'push' I explained to her "poo stuck"!!

Lots of love

Elsie Beyre x