Sunday, 30 September 2012

Giggle and Wiggle

Last night Mummy and Daddy went to a wedding and did lots of dancing....they weren't the only ones cutting some shapes....

Check out my moves

ps. imagine there is sound.

I also had a lovely day with Granma and we had a coffee in Bills. Then we came home and I had a big bath with Auntie Amy. What fun! Mum and Dad should go out more often don't you think??

Elsie Beyre


Friday, 21 September 2012

Swings and Roundabouts...

Today we went to the swings in the park. I was a bit indifferent about the swings to be honest. I'm not sure what all the fuss is about. 

Yesterday I had a bath with Edie and Penny put me to bed as Mummy and Daddy went out for dinner.

Tonight Mummy is off on a wild weekend with Rachel in Glasgow. So it's just me and Daddy all weekend! What mischief shall we cause....??

Elsie Beyre xx

Thursday, 20 September 2012

No longer a bastard child...Hurrah!

So I know I'm a little behind, but I thought I'd post these to the blog so that I have a copy when I'm older...

I think I look just delicious...don't you think?


Fallen Angel

Today Mummy took me to a playgroup on the posh part of Medway.

Ruth dressed me as a fairy and I wasn't very impressed.


I did enjoy Imogen pushing Edie around in a shopping trolley though! HAA!

Sunday, 9 September 2012

Birthday Cake and Poo

Today I had my party and it was fabulous!

People came from all over the land to come and celebrate with me.

I ate cake, opened lots of lovely pressies and played in my new giant ball pit from Uncle Dick...

The highlight of my day was doing a big poo in the paddling pool and waving it around infront of all my guests. Obviously everyone was horrified. Including my Mum. But I thought it was just hilarious!

A big kiss to all of you that couldn't come, we missed you lots.


Wednesday, 5 September 2012

It's my party I can cry if I want to...

So today it was my Birthday and I had the most GLORIOUS day!!

Swimming started today again for the new term. I had forgotten all my 'moves' but I quickly remembered them. I even swam underneath a hoop in the water. Pretty cool huh!?

Then we came back and Mummy tried to put me to bed but I refused to sleep and I screamed at her for an hour. I finally dropped off for a tease sleep of 15 minutes. Fabulous.

Then this afternoon my besties came over for some vino and cake. Mummy was up late last night baking sugar free cakes!! They were made from bananas, blueberries and apples! YUM for kids! Not so YUM for grown ups! We had a lovely time in the sun playing tea parties and chasing eachother through my new birthday tunnel. Not sure why I am always the one doing the chasing though...

Tonight Mummy, Ruth and Penny are going out for drinky poos at the local chav-pub to celebrate surviving the first year with only minor instances of self-doubt, self-harm and alcoholism. What fun we have!

In fact, tonight Mummy looked after me and Edie- bathed us and played with us and I was as good as gold....perhaps Mummy will have another one afterall??!! HA.

Wish me luck tonight with my newly-developed-vile-sleeping-habits.

Night Night

Can't wait to see most of you this weekend to spend a day celebrating, well, me!

Elsie Beyre xx

PS I'M ASLEEP! I feel asleep whilst writing this!!


I will let you know ALL about it - but for now I have presents to unwrap and banana cake to gobble!

Big Kiss

Elsie Beyre