Saturday, 18 October 2014

Facial hair

Today daddy asked if I'd like to go to Pizza Express and I said "ooh yeah that sounds cool"!! 
We went there after going to the cinema with mummy and daddy to watch a cartoon about football. I loved it and was as good as gold for the whole thing. 
Then I went on my bike and picked some autumn leaves for my tree pictures. 
Oh and then mummy cut my hair. I liked pretending I was at the salon and it was funny mummy calling me 'madam' and I paid her £20.
Feeling better today. Drinking more which makes mummy happy and daddy managed to wash my hair as, after a bit of a battle, I let him put cotton wool in my ears.
Lots of love xxx

Friday, 17 October 2014


Feeling a lot better today. I even went to my friend Tildas house and played with her new kitten... Onwards and upwards...

Thursday, 16 October 2014

Dear loyal fans...

It's come to my attention that a lot of people are asking after me after having my tonsils taken out so it's only fair that I update my fans with good news. 

I'm alive! 

Not yet kicking. 

But alive. 

More to follow...

(Please address all gifts, chocolates, flowers, shoes, diamonds etc c/o Samantha Eyre)

Shopping basket - an essential bedside companion 

The result of a very rocky nights sleep...


Sunday, 12 October 2014


On Tuesday I'm going to the hospital to have my tonsils and adenoids out. And have grommets put in my ears. It's going to mean that I will need to eat lots of ice cream and watch lots of DVDs for a couple of weeks which I should be able to handle. 

This weekend I went for a tour of the hospital to meet the nurse and see what my room is going to be like. They were very nice to me and to bunny who I introduced as my sister. 

Lots of love 

Elsie xx

Sunday, 5 October 2014

A Day out with Daddy

Mummy had a few too many drinky poos last night and stopped over in London so daddy and I went wild!

After I played like an angel first thing in the morning allowing daddy to watch the Formula 1 live we decided to pop down to Little Town to catch up with Alfie and Ollie. I LOVED IT!

I played shopkeeper and buzzed in Daddy's shopping in the til, I played hairdresser and cut Bunny's hair (whilst Bunny stayed in the handbag obvs), I dressed up as a princess, I played on the digger and scooped up Bunny. Then Daddy took me out for lunch. 

We then decided to catch a quick steam train ride in Frimley Park before heading back to pick up Mummy. 

We then had tea with my bezza Sophie and her Mummy and Daddy in the new Tree House restaurant up the road. Oohh er get me....

"Can Mr Eyre please make his way to checkout 2 please"

Don't you just hate it when the product doesn't scan and you have to put the code in yourself...

On the steam train with Daddy

Playing with Sophie and her Daddy

(Daddy helped me to write this) 

Sunday, 28 September 2014

Sunday, 21 September 2014

Family Love...

Beach fun for Elijah's 3rd birthday

Today we celebrated Elijahs 3rd Birthday in Worthing. 

The theme was dinosaurs and I won the pass the parcel game and there was a cake with dinosaurs on a volcano and the volcano squirted fire. Mummy thinks this cake put hers to shame especially as I like to tell people how "mummy broke her birthday". 

I had loads of fun but I found it very hard sharing Elijah. Apparently there is some floozy next door who's been sniffing around. I've got competition it seems...

My first bike

Today I opened my birthday present from my two favourite aunties - Jo and Amy. 

I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw it was a bicycle!

We got straight on it and rode to the park. Everyone was looking at my new bike and saying wow and bunny was sitting at the back waving to everyone. 

I'm one happy lady!

Thank you aunties xxx

Thursday, 18 September 2014

Holiday Swimming Pool Rules

1. Hold on to your horse tight 

2. Accessorise  

3. Jump like fools 

4. Don't wake sleeping bystanders 

Wednesday, 10 September 2014

Volcanos and Camels

Today I went and visited a hot hill called a volcano. It was so hot that people cook their food using the heat from the earth. I liked going around in the bus on the curly wirly roads looking at all the rocks that once were spat out of the volcanos mouth. 

Then mummy and daddy had this mad idea that we would ride a camel. I thought it was very funny! Bunny had fun too. Whatever next!

Tuesday, 9 September 2014

Lanzagrote Holidays part 1

Not so grotty in Lanzarote...

Loving being in the sunshine with my lovely family. 

Today I watched Goggo and Zoe Zebra surf the waves. 

Grandma even had a go too!

I went in the sea for the first time and grandma helped me jump over the waves. I liked sitting on the sand and the water coming up to tickle our toes...

To think at one point in my life I was petrified of sand!...

Happy birthday to me!

10/10 excited!

Me and my boys

Blowing out the candles 

What a lovely day with all my friends!

Tomorrow is going to seem very dull indeed. Hang on. No it's not. Because I'm going on HOLIDAY!!!!!!!!'

Yeah baby!